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as it stands i've written; . . nothing .. ! yet but i still have very many ideas in my large forehead!

as it stands i have an assortment of around six ideas that i will begin whenever i get un-retarded. Lol!!

1; teenage dirtbag (woah,,, same as the website); llewellyn gallagher is eight years old when a new family - the tchaikovsky's- move just down the street from him. after being forced by his mother to take a trip down the road to say 'hello!' he meets Niels Tchaikovsky, a boy around his age who quickly becomes one of Lew's best friends. it follows their history through high school as Niels begins to collapse into a state of homicidal depression after the Columbine High School shootings once they enter high school. outcasting himself and spending much of his time not with his best friend but with a mentally ill marine, Lew attempts to save his friend before he hurts himself - or others.

2; otho's calling; it's 1889, twenty years after the civil war that broke apart the elvish tsardom and the new human constitutional republic of columbia. between the two, a monarchy that's slowly falling to a dictatorship by the new 'regents' influence and a 'republic' only in name as the white riders of albion begin to take over, using anti-elven racism to bolster their support, sits tobias holland. twenty-two years old, he's sending himself from small-town columbia and to the lower continent to find othinium, a legendary stone that is said to have time-harnessing power. along the way he ends up meeting and joining up with a band of characters - astolfo, an elven assassin wishing to go back and avoid the death of his friend; theo and uriel vallerie who both wish to go back in time as well to see the prophet Johannes, theo wishing to ask whether the reformers of his Church are correct and uriel to sock him in the face; Frederick, a young columbian who wants to go back and fight in the civil war; and Atagi, who wishes to restore his claim to the throne.

3; sturmann; in 1934, adolf hitler is couped by the sturmabteilung suddenly after a coalition of strasserists and hardline national socialists are threatened by the power the ss has gained. he is placed under house arrest and forced to concede his power to ernst rohm and the strasser brothers before being killed. five years later, swen kayserling graduates from gymnasium early and with honours, and is rewarded with a draft notice into the volksarmee militia. assigned to a police division, him and his brownshirts compatriots are sent to poland after a joint german-soviet invasion to deal with partisans and rioting. there, he is forced to commit atrocities and inevitably goes awol in the dark of night.

4; angle one; its 2017 and the peak of the modern culture war. luca is sixteen-years-old, a young scottish boy who spends much of his time online and inside on websites like 8chan and stormfront. he considers himself a nazi. one night he's websurfing when he's given an invitation on one of the many chatrooms he peruses by someone in his area to possibly join the secreitve O9A. after joining, he's revealed to the neo-nazi underground, meeting former klansmen, satanists, and an assortment of killers who eventually attempt to force luca into a terrorist attack against the scottish parliament.